Its Not Funny Its Never Been Funny

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore. — Yakov Smirnoff

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra

I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much." — Jack Kenny

If you look for Bigfoot, don't be surprised if you find yourself in the process. — Autumn Williams

If you have, give. If you learn, teach. — Maya Angelou

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.' — Ellen DeGeneres

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

I am ewe to your ram. How can I call myself a man anymore?"
"The penis is a dead giveaway. — Jill Knowles

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore. — George Saunders

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes. — Phil Rizzuto

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore. — Kris Kidd

I doubt that art needed Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it. — Tom Stoppard

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia

On the way of life, love is the way and the light. Express your love on the way; the destination will be bright. — Debasish Mridha

When you fear a foe, fear crushes your strength; and this weakness gives strength to your opponents. — William Shakespeare

A careful observation of Nature will disclose pleasantries of superb irony. She has for instance placed toads close to flowers. — Honore De Balzac

It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me". — Deyth Banger

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello

Get really rich and then help the people who didn't have the opportunity you did. — T. Harv Eker

So many limits in Catholic high school! I'm not a bad Catholic, but everything was off-limits. — Ryan Eggold

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. — James Hetfield

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore. — Demetri Martin

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley

Don't feel obligated to spend time with people who pull you off the path of your life purpose. — Doreen Virtue

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. — Wavy Gravy

I'm not a human anymore — Darren Shan

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